at 7:51 this morning the comments section of panama after hours was violated. nothing unusual in that. even the best spam filters get a good rogering now and again. normally, i just hit delete, and no one’s the wiser. but today i’ve left the spammers remarks intact (minus the sleazy links). why? because the spammer makes a good point, it is “easy to waste your money on penis enlargement.”
every day i get spammed with expensive cures for the small penis. and i have to ask myself two questions; how did they know? and which creams, pumps, herbs, and pills will make my little friend grow larger?
i know a guy back in the states who qualifies as an expert in matters such as these. he’s gay and Chinese. no one’s more obsessed with big dick than your average Asian homosexual. he tells me small penis cures are all crap. he should know, he’s tried them all.
sure, his penis pump added extra inches and girth. but an hour later his erection melted faster than a raspado on a hot summer’s day. then he briefly considered medical intervention. penis operations have become big business. problem is, doctors actually cut into the penis. only a madman would willingly cut a penis.
my friend now thinks the most sensible way to make a penis look larger is to lose weight. no doubt i could stand to lose a few pounds. but diet and exercise are hard work. i didn’t become a writer to get all healthy and fit.
so i’ll tell you my solution. i date a latina. my Panamanian girl friend’s petite, much smaller than the big-boned gringas roaming the great white north. truth is, my pasty dick looks like trump tower in her tiny bronze hands. when it comes right down to it, that’s probably the main reason i stay with her. she makes my dick look bigger. and it doesn’t cost me a dime.