geezer kills costa rican mugger
puerto limon costa rica - the bbc is reporting three armed muggers tried to hold up a tour bus filled with american senior citizens. one of the retirees managed to get a gunmen in a headlock and kill him. no charges were filed by costa rican authorities.
you won’t find this kind of nonsense going on in panama. we simply poison our senior citizens before they can cause any trouble.
however, i did have a similar experience last year in san jose costa rica. i was downtown, right in front of “the news cafe,” when an old man stepped out of an alcove brandishing a colostomy bag.
i can laugh about now. but at the time i was really scared.
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you should have been wearing lakesdiver’s clown wetsuit. you would have been protected.
Comment by marcopolo — February 24, 2007 @ 7:51 pm
clown wetsuit? marco, have you been nipping at the rum again?
Comment by cojito — February 24, 2007 @ 9:08 pm
he said he was going to troll bocas in a clown wetsuit. are you too drunk to read your posts?
me? i have 3 colombianas and a panamena in my apartment. we are drinking baileys and coffee…tune in tomorrow to see how it turns out.
Comment by marcopolo — February 24, 2007 @ 10:31 pm
4 women in one night? i may have a heart attack just thinking about it.
Comment by cojito — February 25, 2007 @ 2:07 am
whoa! slow down there cojito. i’m an old man. i’m lucky to get it on 4 times in one month, let alone one night. the last time a woman told me to give her nine inches and make it hurt, i had to fuck her 3 times and pinch her…
the panamena is married and she left at 12. two of the colombianas are in love with each other and they retired to my spare bedroom (wish i could have been there).
let’s see..that leaves marco and one colombiana. that would be the tall beautiful, black one with incredibly long legs and thighs that don’t touch at the top (one of my biggest turn-ons). i remember walking her home at 3am (turns out she lives acrosse the street!!! there is a god!!) there were some sexy hours dancing salsa, i remember a long hot tongue down my throat…gee..i forget the rest…guess i’ll call her tonight and she if she can refresh my memory.
Comment by marcopolo — February 25, 2007 @ 9:37 am
damn, they wouldn’t let you watch? that’s not right. still, sounds like you’re living the dream. good for you.
Comment by cojito — February 26, 2007 @ 12:14 am
the dream is an illusion. there are good days and there are bad days. dreams are experienced with the eyes closed. don’t try crossing via espana like that…
Comment by marcopolo — February 27, 2007 @ 7:53 am
A minister friend with a great sense of humor told me the true story
about his father. His father’s medical history includes a colostomy for
colon cancer, and lifelong alcoholism. He has turned his life around and
now goes to weekly meetings at the local ‘colostomy support group’ and
alcoholics anonymous (AA).
The minister son asked his father, “Dad, which support group do you like
better, the colostomy group or AA?”
“The colostomy club.”
“And why is that, dad?”
“Because there aren’t any assholes there.”
My dear freind,
Thought you might something clever to say for when you get your bag, although I’m sure you won’t be at a loss for words. Buenas dias.
Comment by Steve — February 27, 2007 @ 1:44 pm
Heard that BBC article. That’ll teach those ropeheads to f**k with the Gray Panthers!!! Nice to hear some old folks are not only not victims, but still very aggressive. Wonder if he was an old UDT guy?
Comment by lakesdiver — March 5, 2007 @ 5:03 pm