guatemala city – the associated press is reporting mayan priests are getting ready to purify a sacred archaeological site to eliminate the “bad spirits” left behind by president bush.
“No, Mr Bush, you cannot trample and degrade the memory of our ancestors,” indigenous leader Rodolfo Pocop said, adding, “This is not your ranch in Texas.”
it’s understandable. have you seen the president’s ranch? bullshit everywhere.
the decider’s fouled just about everything he’s touched. and the mayans, regarded as the creators of the first calendar and hieroglyphic writing in the western hemisphere, are known to have refined tastes.
there’s no word when the mayans will begin the purification ceremony. but anyone willing to have their still-beating heart torn from their chest should contact Rodolfo Pocop
