every hear of a site called cute overload? they’ve just been crowned the “best american weblog,” over at the bloggies. no doubt the judges conducted a nationwide search and this was the best america had to offer.

how does one win a blogging award for posting nothing but random pics of fluffy animals? it appears the bloggie bar is set perilously low.

with that in mind, i followed a link via the hutton boondoggle; and found a site called “cats that look like hitler.” i must say i was disappointed. the site’s a cruel hoax on the american public. i have half a mind to leave some anonymous remarks in their comments section.

these people claim to have cats that look like hitler, but in reality, their cats look nothing like hitler. for example, any fool can see this cat resembles general tojo - not hitler.

when i was a boy i had a cat that looked nothing like hitler. but he did bear a striking resemblance to omar torrijos. omar we called him.

oh - he was a handful. he’d shred newspapers in the garage, and attack anyone who encroached on his turf. if omar didn’t take a shine to you - watch out. i think mom was afraid of him. i loved him. of course, i was only 8.

as omar aged, he went a little crazy. he became harder and harder to live with. we never knew who omar would scratch next. mom finally decided it was time to put him down after our neighbors claimed he killed a catholic priest. she told me omar was going for a little plane ride. but i knew i’d never see him again.

kids aren’t stupid.

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