now i know exactly how Hemingway must have felt just before he put a gun in his mouth.
what you see here is the new print edition of the panama report. hurry - it’s moving fast. i had to wrestle this copy from the bony hands of a crone. she was using it to shield herself from the harsh sun. the dog.
i swear, they’d rather avoid skin cancer than read down here. in panama, no one reads the paper, unless there’s a nude girl, or bloody body on the front page. matt what were you thinking? where are the whores and carnage? where’s the alternative edge? how will this stand out from all the other free papers pimping tours, real estate, and overpriced hotel rooms?
i’m sure matt’s too smart to care what i think. he knows what he’s doing. the panama report’s for tourists - not cojito. and it’s available free at all the major hotels in panama city.
i know what you’re thinking, how can matt afford to give all this valuable information away free? one word. volume. to be fair, it’s really quite a handsome paper. marred only by my story of panama’s rainy season on the front page.
Hey Cojito,
Kudos on getting your copy in the Panama Report-whatever the hell that rag is.
I’ve been looking through your archives and I take back most of what I said. You are actually a pretty talented writer - but you need to use “spell check”. And what’s with this “No Capitals” crap? The Foreign Romance stuff struck a few chords deep within my hoary heart.
Good on ya, bro.
Comment by Patriccio — April 18, 2007 @ 1:10 pm
thanks patriccio. yeah, i always seem to miss something when i edit. that’s why i don’t mind when reader’s point out my mistakes.
i added code to the theme to strip out all caps. i just like the way it looks. anyway, that’s how i free write. and with the demands of creating fresh, original content, that’s one less thing i have to worry about when i edit.
Comment by cojito — April 18, 2007 @ 3:24 pm
Okay, that’s cool. Now bury your snout in some salacious material.
My Panamanian wife is starting to nag my ass and is almost unmanagable. How do I connect with Panamanian wife, version 2.0? Any suggestions on an upgrade? LOL?
I love your opinion about penis enlargement - find a smaller woman. The same brain that spawned this kind of incredible wisdom can surely offer some suggestions on how to upgrade the wife….
Patriccio
Comment by Patriccio — April 21, 2007 @ 5:24 am
patriccio- if panamanian wife # 1 is a pain in the ass, why would you want another one? Hello?
I recommend the colombian girls in panama. they aren’t all hookers, they had the courage to come here on their own, they have a work ethic (no shit! really) and they don’t seem to be as clingy and dependent as the panamanian chicas.
of course that is based on a small, unscientific sample of 3. but on the other hand, 3 for 3 is batting 1000…
Comment by marcopolo — April 21, 2007 @ 8:06 am
patriccio-
After reading todays article(hemmingway eat your heart out)I must ask, If the milk’s free why buy the cow???
Comment by fast freddie — April 21, 2007 @ 12:57 pm
sounds like you have been having an event or two–i wondered where you were and what adventures(good choice/bad choice) each day/night, brought you….i hate caps, too..bothersome and overworks the pinky..really, and your are talented, but keep in touch with the midwestener…angel azul
Comment by damejudith — April 22, 2007 @ 10:48 am
Hmm,
Marcopolo, you’re assuming all Panamanian women are basically the same - which is probably not a safe assumption… but then again, maybe there’s a few grains of truth in that. Colombian women, huh? A friend of mine married a nice Columbian lady and she seems nice.
fastfreddie, you probably have a much better idea.
Comment by Patriccio — April 23, 2007 @ 5:00 am