test your knowledge latin america.
don’t even think about leaving the great white north without knowing a little about latin america. you’d best break out your number 2 pencil, and take our test to find out if you have what it takes .
so, why do so many ships transit the panama canal?
a) two words – free bananas.
b) hello, it’s like 8000 miles shorter than going ’round south america.
c) are you kidding? merchant seamen, panama brothels, do i have to draw you a freakin map?
in 1928 Richard Halliburton paid 36 cents to …
a) pet the monkey.
b) swim the panama canal.
c) get treated for an std.
d) bribe a customs official.
if richard halliburton wanted to swim the panama canal today he …
a) couldn’t afford it.
b) would be eaten by crocodiles.
PLATA PAL AMIGO – (MONEY FOR THE FRIEND), PALO PARA EL INDECISO – (A BEATING FOR THE UNDECIDED), PLOMO PARA EL ENEMIGO – (LEAD FOR THE ENEMY) are …
a) popular slogans of the dig bats.
b) popular slogans of my ex-wife.
c) the words tattooed on manual noriega’s penis.
Seventh-century Mexicans, who went into battle with wooden swords, so as not to kill their enemies were …
a) pussies.
b) hopped up on peyote.
c) the toltecs.
The Bolivians said to be able to keep pace with a trotting horse for a distance of 100 kilometres are called …
a) Amayra guides.
b) coke freaks.
petrol is the largest item of international commerce in the world. the second is …
a) Coffee.
b) chimichurri.
c) viagra.
In Ancient Peru, if a woman found an ‘ugly’ potato, it was the custom to …
a) make papitas fritas.
b) push it into the face of the nearest man.
before starting the days riding, south American gauchos were known to …
a) bone the lady of the house.
b) de-bone a sheep.
c) put raw steak under their saddles in order to tenderize the meat.
diners in south american restaurants have been known to complain …
a) “waiter, my steak is undercooked.”
b) “waiter, my steak smells like ass.”
The Ecuadorian poet, José Olmedo, was to get a statue in his honor, but …
a) no one’s ever heard of him.
b) due to limited funds, the government purchased a second-hand statue of the English poet Lord Byron.
c) due to limited funds, and to save embarrassment, the government lined him up in front of a firing squad and shot him.
tamales consist of …
a) rodent parts.
b) llama parts.
c) any combination of meat, cheese, or vegetable filling covered with masa (corn dough), wrapped inside a corn husk, and then steamed.
the Spanish word ‘gringo’ means …
a) punk-ass.
b) any white devil with money.
c) foreigner. (gringo, is thought to come from ‘griego,’ Spanish for
‘Greek,’ often applied as slang to any foreigner).
take no more then 10 minutes to complete test. please attach your answers to a bottle of flor de cana (15 yr) and forward to cojito at panama after hours.
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Hey cojito, speaking of history…. Tell me, How do Latin Am women feel about men, in particular American men, having more than one woman… I am traveling to Panama however, I will also be seeing the rest of South Am… Brazil, Chile, etc. I have been to places In Africa like, Egypt, Morocco, Sudan, Ethiopia, A few in the Middle east, and a few countries in Europe…There, it is almost expected for a man to have more than one woman, in some places you can do so openly others not… but its still an acceptable practice…. Last Latin girl friend I had was in High school…She was "Puerto Rican"…. I'm thinking maybe I get two or 3 wives so I can get citizenship in a number of countries…..Kinda hedge my bets…Is that Crazy? Would they kill me?…*Smiles*
YeahDogg
Your puta girlfriend won't mind as long as she doesn't feel like her revenue stream (from you) is threatened.
All the rest will cut your balls off if they find out.
YeahDogg – i have to agree with raul. latina's can be pragmatic. just be honest. if they know you only want a friend, guide, or lover, and you're willing to help them out, then yes, you can have several lovers.
but latina's can also get very jealous. if you let a woman think she's "the one," and then you fuck around – watch out.
I've thought about this a lot. The answer is very simple. Marry your girlfriend.
You'll thank or hate me later.
Women are like elephants to me I like to look at them but I dont want to own one
anon – and they can be had for peanuts …
patriccio – are you advising me to marry? either way, you should know i already hate you. ;-)
Women are like Elephants…..Hmmm ….. I like that… they consume a lot of resourse..(if its penuts they will eat the whole bag, not just one)…. they take big shits you have to clean up… they have fucking LONG memories…. and if they sit on you they could kill you!…. Ill have to remember that….Thats good…. Still, the thing is…. and I know this is sad…. Ive always wanted to own an elephant!…maybe even two!…. I guess thats like most men huh?…. Jeez… I wonder what they think about us?….LoL
yeahdogg
Yeahdogg — i am a regular who is going to go anonymous for this answer: cojito's answer agrees with the experience i have had. if you want more than one, make sure they all know that up front. be prepared for some shit and some jealousy and be ready to throw out the bad ones. but if you are totally honest (and generous) with each one from the very start, it can be done. this policy has actually allowed me to shower with more than one at a time, if you know what i mean.
I don't know what you mean.
Please elaborate. In detail,.
raul — a picture is worth a thousand words. give me your email address and i will "elaborate in detail"
Hey!…. No sharing of pictures unless you've brought enough for the whole class! And, If anyone is going to get pictures, I should be first cause I had my hand up first to ask the question……
YeahDogg
yeahdogg — stop whining and give me an email address. write me at zc@zencamera.com