Comments on: essential spanish travel phrases

By: cojito

cojito — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:29:54 +0000

vieja – "policia muerto," very nice, hadn't heard that one. if you, or anyone else knows any other "essential travel phrases," leave 'em here.

Tman – i'm on cape cod. the only thing we worry about here is bad shellfish.

fastfreddie – think i need to create a plastic supporter card for the cult of cojito. lol it would open doors, get cult members laid, and encourage donations.

dave – thanks. let us know when you hit p-city.

good looking Irishmen eh? i think that's where your story falls apart lol. really – no one's going to believe that dave. next you'll be telling us you don't drink guinness, brits have great teeth, and americans are mostly thin and smart.

actually, you should do quite well down here. so far the local girls haven't quite figured out what bastards we all are. listen to marco. marco knows all about seedy clubs to ply your "trade."

unless your "trade" is stone masonry. if that's the case you're shit out of luck.

By: marcopolo

marcopolo — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 00:55:32 +0000

Paddywagon
la bodeguita on calle uruguay is a popular spot on friday and sat nights. hookers and local girls both.
great brothel – golden time — in el dorado on tomba muerto — beautiful colombian girls…should cost aroung $100 for an hour of fun. they’ll walk 15 girls past you and you chose one. then she take you to a little room with a bed and a shower.

By: Paddywagon

Paddywagon — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 17:42:01 +0000

Lads, Coijito,

Love the site. Fuckin brilliant stuff. So I'm stuck in Dublin wondering where to hit up next. Me and a mate are thinkin of headin done to panama city for a long weekend. Via Guatemala. long story, doesnt matter. What would u recommend are the good nightclubs for a couple of good looking Irishmen to ply their trade? Fancy comin along? September timeframe. Really.

dave

By: fastfreddie

fastfreddie — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 10:00:29 +0000

on 21 Jul 2007 at 1:40 pm 11.vieja said â€¦

"Just learned a new one today. policia muerto Literally, dead police. It is a speed bump."

jajajajajajajaja-sounds like something that should be done here in the USA in some places. You figure out if I'm talking about speed bumps, or using 'policia muerto to 'literally'….buil…describe them.

I contribute to the Fraternal Order of Police. the sticker on my car has saved me from getting tickets on more than one occasion when I've been pulled over.

Cojito better be careful chasing the whores in the Cape, it's not as safe (legally,or physically);)to do it there especially if you're drunk, as it is in Panama. Maybe I should send him by little plastic FOP active supporter card I got for donating $25.

By: Tmc55

Tmc55 — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 19:55:18 +0000

I'm just a cult member sipping the kool aide….of course spiked with tequila.

By: Tman

Tman — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 18:09:53 +0000

Cojito…hope your working papers are in order up there in the Cape. I hear they are really clamping down on illegals working up there…and if you dont show up on the IRS search or have a very valid Soc Sec card, you could find yourself in deep doo doo. Hopefully you have found work not requiring the filing of a W2 LOL.

We'll be here holding the fort for you in Panama…and looking up your old address.

By: vieja

vieja — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 13:40:43 +0000

Just learned a new one today. policia muerto Literally, dead police. It is a speed bump.

By: cojito

cojito — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 12:30:30 +0000

exclusive update for cult of cojito members!

marco's right kids. i'm back on cape cod, staying in a buggy, one room cabin, working 7 days a week. on the other hand, my girlfriend's still in panama, alone, and the way she tells it – "very horny."

so, if one (or more) of you guys wouldn't mind dropping by my flat, and giving alex a good rogering, i'd be forever in your debt.

(please note, i always leave a few bucks on the dresser afterwards. the more money i leave, the faster she stops weeping.)

and no worries – i'll be back in panama, and writing regularly again in sept. until then, i'll try to be better about posting weekly updates. in my defense, my internet access is thru the library. and it's usually closed when i finish work.

cheers.