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calorically-challenged gringas, are you feeling neglected by the men back home? are you sick of reading about all these fat gringos coming down to panama to score? well, now it’s your turn.
new research - a recent UK study suggests that hungry men think fat women are hotter. they theorize this relates to our evolutionary drive for survival (or for you Christians - it’s god’s will).
they’ve discovered that in the west, where food is plentiful, thin bodies are revered. while in areas where food is scarce, fatties are more desirable, because fat women are perceived as being healthier, and more likely to bear healthy children.
this means chronic 3rd world malnutrition can be your ticket to happiness. by some accounts over 40% of the natives in panama live in poverty. a plumper looks almost too sexy to your average plantain-eating pelagato.
so gringas, be on the lookout for a native who’s feeling a bit peckish. but for the love of god, don’t buy him dinner, at least not until you’ve sealed the deal.
on the net: bbc news
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Cojito,
It is a fact that hot young Panamanian men prefer a vuluptuous white woman. I think it probably has a lot more to do with ‘the grass is always greener’ since most Panamanian women are small and thin. Having said that, gringas just aren’t into taxi drivers, construction workers and store clerks and aren’t all that interested in affairs with married men or else they could ‘get laid’ on a daily basis. Unlike the gringos, it takes more than a hot willing body to appear to a gringa.
Once heard a man can grow to love a woman he’s attracted to while a woman can grow to be attracted to a man she loves. Probably true.
As to the mystery, did I ever tell you my theory on why this is and shall forever be the case? Well, I believe it’s by Divine Design for the perpetuation of the species. Having a relationship teaches us patience, persistence and most of all, unconditional love…all necessary parenting skills. Without lots of experience at being driven fucking insane, how would you ever be able to stop yourself from killing your own child?
m2 - i think you’re right about the color of the grass. i talked to a couple of locals who are sick of thin, dark women.
i think men and women are attracted by different things. or the same things but in different proportions. still, both need that feeling of attraction.
heh, did i mention i worked construction back in the states? now you know why i’m here lol.
i ilke your theory. of course that means men are like mewling infants. lol i’ve been called worse.
me and my typos. Yep, i’d sort of sum up the difference by saying men gawk, women goo. both are slaves to their primal urges no matter what that drive is based on…pure physicality or pure emotionality. i mean, aren’t they equally about fantasy anyway?
me2 - “men gawk, women goo” - haha i love it. you’re a philosopher. yeah, both have their fantasies. i guess the trick is to graft our fantasies onto good people. someone we can be friends with after the drugs have worn off.
OK…i just returned today from my usa visa renewing week in the midwest…land of healthy, overweight but rich gringas. i was so happy to get back. even the immigration mamas looked good to me upon my return.:(
and i was so gratified to get back into the arms of my favorite colombiana stripper who told me all the right things. how much she has missed me…how none of the sickos who slurp at her every night mean a thing or get to her like i do (loose/preferred translation of her spanish). no, i didnt pay to take her out of there…knowing that i will see her tomorrow at our favorite rendevous spot. yes…i am living in fantasyland…and i like it, love it, yes i do…
and yes…she is a good honest stripper…she would not lie to me. could fantasy really feel this good? (dont answer that…)
tman - heh, we miss you here too my friend. none of the other readers who slurp at panama after hours mean a thing. really, you get panama after hours. and because of that we will always love you. even though all our friends say you are way too old for us.
just don’t forget to leave a few bucks on the dresser on your way out.
As a pale, very well padded gringa with long red hair, I just wanted to check to see if the hot panamanian men are still hungry…since this thread is months old….and I wouldn’t want to come down there and find the hunks all well fed, hmmm? And ,hey, I’m intellectual enough for two…a hard carpenter is good to find.