strange doings in chiriqui

MANACA, Barú – a bizarre story is being reported in the local papers about a professor at the Professional and Technical Institute of Barú, who urged students to kidnap live animals for a class experiment. the animals were to be stripped of their flesh in celebration of serial killer science week.

one eager student apparently pilfered a dog named pinki from his neighbor, then told his professor the dog was a family pet who was eating chickens and needed to die. naturally, the professor gave pinki several lethal injections, and when the dog wouldn’t croak, smothered him. the class then cooked the dog, removed the flesh, and reconstructed the bones.

lesson learned?

people like to talk about the poor quality of the schools in panama. here’s ample evidence that teachers will stop at nothing to give these kids a thorough education. sadly, we live in a litigious world my friends.

somehow Pinki’s owner learned of her dogs demise. she’s expressed horror and asked to be compensated. she claims she played every day with Pinky, and is now grief stricken.

to be fair the school is rushing in with a fair settlement. they’ve decided the guilty students must hold a raffle to pay B/.60.00 for the death of Pinky.

let’s see, $60 for a 20 lb dog. so cooked dog is worth $3 a lb in panama. that means if you’re on a budget, raw dog is still much cheaper.

just another valuable lesson from the dedicated teachers at the Professional and Technical Institute of Barú.

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