Comments on: when even the lizards come

By: Mr Wonderful

Mr Wonderful — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 01:32:26 +0000

What’s all this about flooding when there’s a dude laid out on the cover of the crime rag??
Well, well well..
I see the cult master reveals a publication that peels back the ugly skin on the sewer that Panama is.. Hmmm? Well, I really don’t mean that literally, although the last time I drove thru PTY when the tide was down I thought I’d literally shit my pants! Lo & behold me skivvies were still all whitey tighties! LOL!! I DO like Panama..Just not the CITY.
Well, you might not remember Mr Wonderful as it’s been maybe 3 or 4 months since I last posted here and me & the Mrs. are happily toiling away in our new CR digs. Nice & quiet out here in the country. Nice folks too! Actually wave when I walk or drive by! Nary a whiff of a turd either!
And…
The GIRLS!! I ain’t sayin’, but over here in P.Z…. WHEW! All legs, ass and push up knocker lockers!
MUCH hotter babes here than I ever saw in Panama 4 sure! I’ve seen some real scary stuff over the mountain but that natural boundary must’ve kept the mutts at bay!
PS. Since Noriegaville got the noose I’m having a hard time finding any real news over there.. like ..when’s the crackdown going to occur? What of Articulo 292 and all that legislation?? I’d like to know.
Todo Bien!
Mr Wonderful

By: Tman

Tman — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 15:28:17 +0000

my main fear in cycling here is the value of my motorcycle is three times that of the average taxi. and sueing them if they hit me is like finding gold in a coal bin. my theory is go fast enough to stay in front of the traffic…and i have learned to “part the waters” between lanes. During the day the only way to get across town. I love parking at all the front doors in this town where there is no parking planning department. and yes…more people should be riding scooters and motorcycles around town for the congestion, contamination, and even the joy of riding. of course it is not a course for beginners.

By: cojito

cojito — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 20:41:25 +0000

lol i know tom. sometimes i can’t help myself.

i think i’m up high enough. i expect i’ll have beach front property soon.

By: Tom

Tom — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 19:12:25 +0000

Whoa there Hoss! Some of your idiot readers live in Florida. Besides, global warming forecasts predict that hurricanes will track more East West in the future and we only have to worry about Sea levels rising. What floor are you on?

By: cojito

cojito — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 19:09:25 +0000

heh, i was just wondering why there aren’t more motos in panama city. cycles are so much cheaper than cars. and better for the environment.

i guess the natives don’t like getting wet. you ever worry you’re going to get crushed by a bus or taxi, or maybe sucked into a storm drain?

i pick up la critic most often because it’s easier to read. kinda like a graphic novel.

By: Tman

Tman — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 18:47:50 +0000

i dont think you have to worry about being flooded out of Cangrego cojito. its amazing to me how quickly the downpours come and go…and yes, everything is cleaner (accept for the drains) than it would be in dry season. i was driving my motorcycle in the middle of yesterdays downpour…and it was somewhat exhilerating actually. Nice warm rain…not like the snow they are already getting in the midwest.

and yes…they love their gore here and throughout latin america. every country has its version of la critica down here. it makes everyone feel better that their problems could be worse!