Comments on: trouble is my business

By: Patriccio

Patriccio — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 14:46:03 +0000

Cojito,

You silly dilentante. Anyone who needs to pack a stun gun is a flat-out pussy. Especially when dealing with a meek and anti-violent bastard like Okkie. Ornstein can be devious, but he certainly isn’t dangerous.

Jesus, man, where are your cajones? Next you’ll be telling us about your pepper spray canister and ear-piercing panic alarm….

Get off your ass and invest in a real firearm to keep the savages at bay. This may require a license and some paperwork, but hey, there are plenty of ways to grease the rails.

I recommend a stainless steel 38 Smith + Wesson revolver (hammerless model). Forget about automatics because they’re much too complicated for clowns like you. Especially when you’ve had a few beverages.

Patriccio

By: cojito

cojito — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 19:26:49 +0000

okke - i may need to get my taser charged, and hire more colombians. don writes that he wants to “buy me a beer.”

you don’t think he’ll slip me roofies and date rape me do you?

Paddywagon - i dunno man. i’ve got my girl friend’s family staying over. so i’m usually too pissed to leave the house. plus i’m saving myself for carnival. that’s when the serious alcoholics come out to play.

all the casinos and bigger hotels usually have cool stuff going on. or dip into the clubs down on calle uruguay

damejudith - cheers. and thanks for the card.

By: Okke Ornstein

Okke Ornstein — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 05:50:50 +0000

I didn’t show. Unforgivable. It had something to do with a big crocodile eating birds in the Chagres river, but nevertheless. It was a truly fucked-up day. I also missed an excursion on a new cruising yacht in the morning in the Caribbean.

Where do you guys buy these stun guns anyway, and do they have like really big ones? I want to mount it on my old Jeep, the WPV (Wanker Pursuit Vehicle).

By: cojito

cojito — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 23:31:24 +0000

nah. at first i was staying for 30 days and then renewing for 60 more. but i visited immigration this week, and after an hour in line, they told me the law’s changed again.

i never saw anything about it on the news. but i’ve been out of the country for awhile, so i may have missed it. now i guess tourists can stay for the 3 months before they need to renew a tourist visa. then they can apply for another 2 months.

almost like it was before. maybe all that whining got their attention.

By: Costa Rica Jones

Costa Rica Jones — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 22:17:18 +0000

Good story.

Best line: “must be part Mexican.”

What did you resolve, regarding the visa situation? Are you leaving every 30 days?

By: damejudith

damejudith — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 00:11:45 +0000

the fusion is brilliant, mi amigo…..bravo!

By: Paddywagon

Paddywagon — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 19:01:52 +0000

cojito, lovely site and a lovely story. me and me pal are back for some action in panama city. where should be go new years? 3 nights?

By: cojito

cojito — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:18:38 +0000

that was the plan mr wonderful. stun him into submission, and then pepper him with incisive questions. but the bitch never showed.

and i’m not a real journalist. i don’t even pretend to be one online.