Ask Cojito
hey now – did that really happen?
Judi writes: Well, i read the story entitled “shaken, not stirred” and I rather liked it (now did that ALL really happen …)
what the hell is guaro?
my friends say they’re bringing me guaro from central america – what the hell is guaro? well, they could be returning with a very talkative parrot. but it’s more likely your friends are bringing you the industrial strength beverage enjoyed by alcoholic peasants from all over central america. guaro, aka aguardiente, or burning water, is [...]
how many dildos can i bring into the country?
Hi Cojito, thanks for answering. My wife (a beautiful woman and Cojito admirer), and I are planning an extended visit to Panama in a few months, for as long as we can make it, like it, or until they kick us out. A little help will really be much appreciated. We are a Dutch married [...]
the cost of living in panama
cojito – I’ve researched Panama as well as I know how and what you’ve said here in your pages is mostly truth with a lot of bullshit and sex mixed in (no insult intended). Thru the internet I began writing a sexy woman who’s involved with the study for the widening of the canal. We [...]
how to get help in panama
a lot of folks write panama after hours. some want to say hello. most shamelessly beg for help. but not steve. steve understands how to approach down and out writers living in the tropics. so i’m including his excellent missive, and my response, as a lesson to you all.
