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cojito and the colostomy bag of doom

geezer kills costa rican mugger

puerto limon costa rica - the bbc is reporting three armed muggers tried to hold up a tour bus filled with american senior citizens. one of the retirees managed to get a gunmen in a headlock and kill him. no charges were filed by costa rican authorities.

you won’t find this kind of nonsense going on in panama. we simply poison our senior citizens before they can cause any trouble.

however, i did have a similar experience last year in san jose costa rica. i was downtown, right in front of “the news cafe,” when an old man stepped out of an alcove brandishing a colostomy bag.

i can laugh about now. but at the time i was really scared.

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colombian clowns killed onstage!

the bbc is reporting that in the colombian city of cucuta, an attacker, or attackers, shot and killed two colombian clowns in front of an audience of 20 children.

“pobrecitos,” my girl friend remarked after hearing the news. alex likes panamanian clowns, and enjoyed their antics during panama’s carneval.

sometimes i wonder how i can live with such a savage.

last year a clown called Pepe, was also shot dead in colombia. but if you’ve seen pepe’s act, you know he had it coming. normally, i’m not a fan of shooting clowns. i prefer dignified hangings. but it’s good to see colombia’s finally getting serious about ridding the country of its coarser elements.

next up mimes, nuns, bien cuidados, and salchicha vendors.

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Crime in Costa Rica - Why some expats prefer Panama.

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AM Costa Rica is reporting there’s been a decrease in visitors to Coast Rica for 2006. Further, internet statistics show a “decline in interest in Costa Rica”. online papers and e-zines are losing readership. “Tourist operators say business is off 35 percent”

What’s up with Costa Rica? Tourism officials there suggest several possible explanations for the decline in tourism: bad roads, crappy infrastructure, the softening of the housing market in the U.S. But talk to anyone who’s done time in Costa Rica, and the reason will hit you upside the head and demand your wallet. read more»

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