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		<title>From The Heart</title>
		<link>http://thepanamapages.com/archives/613</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 07:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TO THE COMMITTEE TO ELECT BALBINA HERRERA: I would like to write for, and assist Balbina&#8217;s campaign for president of Panama. Who am I? Think of me as a pot smoking Karl Rove, but with a bigger penis and better music collection. I&#8217;m not cheap. I&#8217;m American. So I&#8217;ll need a starting salary of at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>it wouldn&#8217;t be fair</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 23:25:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cojito</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[so america&#8217;s real estate bubble has burst, the dollar&#8217;s getting its ass kicked, fear has gripped Wall street, Americans are drowning in debt, and tapping their retirement savings to remain solvent. what to do? many are betting on Panama. dial up any travel website, or Pick up any magazine for retirees and you&#8217;ll find an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>you only sweat twice</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 23:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cojito</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[producers of the latest james bond flick are off to a rough start. first they decided to film much of the movie in panama. then they turned down my killer titles &#8220;live and let&#8217;s have another abuelo,&#8221; and &#8220;the spy who loved sancocho.&#8221; instead they opted for the much less catchy &#8220;quantum of solace.&#8221; they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>the peoples very annoyed</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:48:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cojito</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[as some of you may know, I&#8217;m out of town (re: in hiding after an unfortunate encounter with a horny donkey). there&#8217;s no way I can report authentically on the rioting and fear that&#8217;s gripped Panama. so one of our interns, Alex, a native, and part time sex worker, has filed this report from the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>27 hours of hot lovin&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://thepanamapages.com/archives/209</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 00:55:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cojito</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[it&#8217;s not barbecued cuy, but I love the arroz frito over at Manolos. still, i don&#8217;t like that the staff allows street people to come inside and grift me when i&#8217;m eating. This morning i wave off the usual suspects before a young boy stops in. when it comes to street urchins I&#8217;m a soft [...]]]></description>
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		<title>jorge and the 14 yr old</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 17:39:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cojito</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[another hard-working teacher is facing media scrutiny this week. this time it’s professor jorge enrique tapia who&#8217;s getting his salchicha lopped off. crap pay, underfunded schools, a curious media, it’s not easy being a teacher in panama. you really have to love kids to do the job. and you might think a life spent loving [...]]]></description>
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		<title>the big sticky</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2007 19:49:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cojito</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[al gore won the Nobel prize yesterday. i admit i didn&#8217;t see that coming. i had cast my vote for Jenna Jameson. really, who&#8217;s done more for the world than jenna? still, if she was tied up, or on a shoot, then al&#8217;s a decent pick. i haven&#8217;t seen his flick, &#8220;an inconvenient truth&#8221;, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>strange doings in chiriqui</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 22:22:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cojito</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MANACA, Barú &#8211; a bizarre story is being reported in the local papers about a professor at the Professional and Technical Institute of Barú, who urged students to kidnap live animals for a class experiment. the animals were to be stripped of their flesh in celebration of serial killer science week. one eager student apparently [...]]]></description>
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