normally i play poker over at fulltilt. i prefer the online experience. the games are faster, cheaper, safer, and most importantly, i win more than i lose. the downside is that i’m sitting at home alone in my shorts and funky guayabera. win or lose that doesn’t leave me with much to write about. read more»

“if you had any sense, you’d take your ass home.”

i swear, that’s what he says to me. i don’t respond. i love it when an opponent talks smack. besides, i’m holding a beautiful pair of jacks. and one of them’s smirking back at me, as if he just screwed my girlfriend, and wiped his cock across the duvet on his way out the door. read more»

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“In order to live you must be willing to die.” Amir Vahedi

i’m only two hours into my first [tag]World Poker Tour[/tag] tournament and already on life support. Kept alive by cruel hope, and a cute, high-heeled nurse, who arrives at regular intervals to ease my pain. I take another dose, savor the burn, and fondle my remaining chips. read more»