Tropical Life

attack of the killer bees

9/30 – a local man and his dog were attacked over in chorerra today. the man, ricardo perez, 67, died after being stung repeatedly by a gang of africanized honeybees. if you caught this sad story on the tv news you might have noticed the camera pan, not so subtly, over to a tree full [...]

some of my best friends are colombians

i was listening to a couple of local kids, roughly translated, it went something like this: “… we’re not racist like the U.S. … gringos think they’re better than everyone else … our culture embraces all kinds …” you know, i had a hard time taking anything they said seriously after that. Spend any time [...]

help for new parents

are you a maid wondering what to do now that your boss has knocked you up? girls, do you have unprotected sex with any guy who buys you dinner, new sketchers, and offers you $5 cab fare home? men, do you boast of all the women you’ve knocked-up, while remaining unemployed, and living with you [...]

you won’t find this in any travel brochure

calorically-challenged gringas, are you feeling neglected by the men back home? are you sick of reading about all these fat gringos coming down to panama to score? well, now it’s your turn.

the death of chavezism?

i don’t give a damn what hugo chavez says, i just love seeing young latinas possessed with the entrepreneurial spirit.