FOR MADMEN ONLY:
I’ve been told (mostly by angry women) that its crazy to seek foreign lovers. They ask, “what’s wrong with women in the U.S?” Indeed. I must be mad. What drives me from a paid off apartment stocked with whiskey, cable TV, and Internet porn? Why am I not dating the stoned pin cushion selling slurpies in the mini mart down the street? Why do I have such impossibly high standards?


