(december 14 2006)
declining marlin stocks took another hit thanks to a 30 yr old, florida man, spearfishing off the sunny shores of Panama. it’s being reported by nbc news, that diving enthusiast robert arrington has “received instant name recognition” for breaking one of the world’s more dubious records, killing the blue marlin with a spear […]

a $35 butterball is like a benz to the average campesino. at least, none of the invaders to my home claim to have seen a turkey this big. they eye it respectfully, but the job of cooking it falls on me.

i fuckin’ hate christmas; the phony good cheer, insipid music, obscene commercialism, seasonal prominence of one of the most vile organizations in history (re: catholic church) , and worst of all, los mocosos running ’round the house screaming, and soiling the divan with their sticky fluids. in times like these i wish i was […]

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panama’s the place to confront the unexpected. if you’re lucky, you get hit upside the head every day. traveler’s can find adventure ’round every corner. but only if they look beyond the pristine beaches, turquoise waters, and shady palms.

it’s raining again, and i’m in the back of a taxi with alex (my girlfriend) $260 worth of groceries, booze, and x-mas lights. our chirstmas tree’s strapped to the roof. most of this stuff is for the relatives. the girlfriends - not mine. i guess they haven’t mastered cooking turkey on a hot plate, because […]

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