an investigation into over $200 in missing food and booze has been hampered by uncooperative witnesses, and a persistent throbbing in the frontal lobes.

ten-ish new year’s day, i emerge from the bedroom fortress. shakira’s on the player singing ” me duele tanto.” i know just how she feels. a group of natives are seated ’round my dinning table eating, drinking, and gibbering in some strange language. bastards. read more»