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panama city panama - seeking to reverse generations of neglect and discrimination by north american retirees, an angry group of hot young latinas gathered outside the american embassy this week to demand old men start dating them, or at least use them for meaningless sex. read more»

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cojito and the colostomy bag of doom

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puerto limon costa rica - the bbc is reporting three armed muggers tried to hold up a tour bus filled with american senior citizens. one of the retirees managed to get a gunmen in a headlock and kill him. no charges were filed by costa rican authorities.

you won’t find this kind of nonsense going on in panama. we simply poison our senior citizens before they can cause any trouble.

however, i did have a similar experience last year in san jose costa rica. i was downtown, right in front of “the news cafe,” when an old man stepped out of an alcove brandishing a colostomy bag.

i can laugh about now. but at the time i was really scared.

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how to get help in panama

a lot of folks write panama after hours. some want to say hello. most shamelessly beg for help. but not steve. steve understands how to approach down and out writers living in the tropics. so i’m including his excellent missive, and my response, as a lesson to you all. read more»

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