horny young latinas ask – where are all the old white men?
panama city panama – seeking to reverse generations of neglect and discrimination by north american retirees, an angry group of hot young latinas gathered outside the american embassy this week to demand old men start dating them, or at least use them for meaningless sex.
cojito and the colostomy bag of doom
geezer kills costa rican mugger puerto limon costa rica – the bbc is reporting three armed muggers tried to hold up a tour bus filled with american senior citizens. one of the retirees managed to get a gunmen in a headlock and kill him. no charges were filed by costa rican authorities. you won’t find [...]
how to get help in panama
a lot of folks write panama after hours. some want to say hello. most shamelessly beg for help. but not steve. steve understands how to approach down and out writers living in the tropics. so i’m including his excellent missive, and my response, as a lesson to you all.
colombian clowns killed onstage!
the bbc is reporting that in the colombian city of cucuta, an attacker, or attackers, shot and killed two colombian clowns in front of an audience of 20 children. “pobrecitos,” my girl friend remarked after hearing the news. alex likes panamanian clowns, and enjoyed their antics during panama’s carneval. sometimes i wonder how i can [...]
Carnaval
Things heard on our battan-like death march to carnaval: – Este carnaval presidente no sirve. – Este carnaval es para touristas no Panamanians. – Carnaval queda mejor en Calidonia o Via Espania. – Nunca nunca en historia un fila como asi.
