Feed
Feb
27
panama city panama - seeking to reverse generations of neglect and discrimination by north american retirees, an angry group of hot young latinas gathered outside the american embassy this week to demand old men start dating them, or at least use them for meaningless sex.
join the cult of cojito. just drink the koolaid.
Feb
24
cojito and the colostomy bag of doom
Filed Under crime | 9 Comments
geezer kills costa rican mugger
puerto limon costa rica - the bbc is reporting three armed muggers tried to hold up a tour bus filled with american senior citizens. one of the retirees managed to get a gunmen in a headlock and kill him. no charges were filed by costa rican authorities.
you won’t find this kind […]
Feb
23
how to get help in panama
Filed Under ask cojito | 2 Comments
a lot of folks write panama after hours. some want to say hello. most shamelessly beg for help. but not steve. steve understands how to approach down and out writers living in the tropics. so i’m including his excellent missive, and my response, as a lesson to you all.
Feb
21
colombian clowns killed onstage!
Filed Under crime | 4 Comments
the bbc is reporting that in the colombian city of cucuta, an attacker, or attackers, shot and killed two colombian clowns in front of an audience of 20 children.
“pobrecitos,” my girl friend remarked after hearing the news. alex likes panamanian clowns, and enjoyed their antics during panama’s carneval.
sometimes i wonder how i can live with […]
Feb
20
sixty minutes late - the future of panama city’s carnaval?
Filed Under Tropical Life, culture | 17 Comments
things heard on our battan-like death march to carnaval.
este carnaval presidente no sirve. este carnaval es para touristas no panamanians. carnaval queda mejor en calidonia or via espania. nunca nunca en historia un fila como asi.
Feb
19
my girlfriend doesn’t understand my affection for ruben blades. alex thinks ruben blades is a hypocrite and communist.