blogging the visa run

i´m in san jose costa rica renewing my visa. i tried to log on, and post some of my wildly entertaining experiences last night. but the hotel computer room was filled with giggling frat boys writing their girlfriends. dear susie, you should see the peasants here. fuck, they´re ugly. lol i could forgive them if [...]

expat writer rumored to be fugitive on the run.

breaking news! panama city panama – citizens already reeling from the tragic fires in curundu, the uptick in gang violence, record breaking coke shipments, pedophiles, scam artists, and illegal immigrants, learned today that yet another vile monster could be lurking in tropical paradise. cojito, editor and writer of panama after hours, is suspected of using [...]

sun safety for sex workers in central america

panama city panama – quaint north american notions of winter and summer have little meaning in equatorial regions. oh sure, the seasons change, but the tropical heat and humidity hangs around like an out of work brother in law. hot weather’s not a major issue for most of us. the typical traveler can drink mojitos [...]

american content thief writes actual story!

breaking news! panama city panama – perhaps reacting to intense international criticism that his guide to panama is nothing more than a pirate site populated with thousands of stolen articles, don winner broke out the ball point pen and wrote his own story* today. “this is exciting,” said an astonished reader, “who knew he had [...]

momz never liked omar torrijos

every hear of a site called cute overload? they’ve just been crowned the “best american weblog,” over at the bloggies. no doubt the judges conducted a nationwide search and this was the best america had to offer. how does one win a blogging award for posting nothing but random pics of fluffy animals? it appears [...]