panama news roundup
the boston herald is reporting president bush will establish a professional health care training center in panama to serve all of central america, training students to be nurses, technicians, and health care workers. the l.a. times has an excellent article on panama’s minister of tourism, ruben blades. the sydney morning herald has an interesting story [...]
panama phone sex – the morning after
panama sex is cheap. the girls are giving it away. but calling your panamanian girlfriend from the u.s can be expensive. the following is a real conversation i had with the phone company after a month of phone sex with my girlfriend.
bush soils guatemala
guatemala city – the associated press is reporting mayan priests are getting ready to purify a sacred archaeological site to eliminate the “bad spirits” left behind by president bush. “No, Mr Bush, you cannot trample and degrade the memory of our ancestors,” indigenous leader Rodolfo Pocop said, adding, “This is not your ranch in Texas.” [...]
La Violencia
apparently, we were all invited to a big fight last saturday at potros bar. forget roberto duran, this brawl featured panama’s new generation of maulers. if i’d noticed this flyer earlier, i might have put some money down on that fierce-looking colombian. she’s the one of the left, putting her lesbian lover in a submission [...]
sometimes it’s too much
people think i make this stuff up. so i’ve decided to take more photos to document my daily horror. i tell ya, there’s some freaky shit going down in panama city. for example, this morning i caught my girlfriend drinking coffee at the dining table as if she owned the place. if that wasn’t bad [...]
