breaking news!
panama city panama - perhaps reacting to intense international criticism that his guide to panama is nothing more than a pirate site populated with thousands of stolen articles, don winner broke out the ball point pen and wrote his own story* today.
“this is exciting,” said an astonished reader, “who knew he had it in him?”
winner’s master stroke rocked the panama expat community. the article, about a sleezy content thief posing as a fairminded investigative journalist, does a hatchet job on one of winner’s former associates.
” I fully intend to do my level best to fly straight down the middle of this case” winner writes.
ha! this could represent winners first foray into satire. until recently he’s had trouble stringing together compelling sentences. critics believe winner’s been hampered by several factors: he’s not a writer, particularly bright, funny, or honest.
“he’s a cunt,” said one critic, also claiming to fly straight down the middle.
no word if winner will continue writing satire, or revert back to outright content theft.
*i’ve linked to noriegaville’s excellent coverage of this story - our policy is never to link to winner’s site directly.




