panama tells tourists – go home!
felicidades costa rica! break out the guaro costa rica, it’s time to party. it’s being reported that panama, your slow-witted neighbor to the south, has done it again. now tourists coming to panama will only be allowed a stay of one month. they can apply for another 60 days. but there’s no guarantee they’ll be [...]
panama’s fishermen tired of being eaten by crocodiles.
breaking news! a ten foot long crocodile dragged a fisherman into miraflores lake this week. it’s the third attack in three years. the fisherman was never found, and is presumed dead.
death by toothpaste
ahhh, it’s been a great week for cojito the infidel. first, my favorite contrarian christopher hitchens, launched a vicious left hook to the body of christ. you can check out excerpts of his new book entitled, “God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything,” in slate. then, the bbc reported el papa (aka the pope) [...]
Costa Rica: life and death tips for visitors
(here’s something coughed up from the malignant bowels of django durango. who’s django durango? i don’t know man. the twisted bitch sent this over with no explanation, or website to promote. very strange. in truth, i almost deleted it. but the rant’s so funny, outrageous, and horribly accurate, that it belongs on panama after hours.)
what the hell is guaro?
my friends say they’re bringing me guaro from central america – what the hell is guaro? well, they could be returning with a very talkative parrot. but it’s more likely your friends are bringing you the industrial strength beverage enjoyed by alcoholic peasants from all over central america. guaro, aka aguardiente, or burning water, is [...]
