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May
30
panama tells tourists - go home!
Filed Under Immigration | 12 Comments
felicidades costa rica!
break out the guaro costa rica, it’s time to party. it’s being reported that panama, your slow-witted neighbor to the south, has done it again. now tourists coming to panama will only be allowed a stay of one month. they can apply for another 60 days. but there’s no guarantee they’ll be allowed […]
May
23
breaking news!
a ten foot long crocodile dragged a fisherman into miraflores lake this week. it’s the third attack in three years. the fisherman was never found, and is presumed dead.
May
16
death by toothpaste
Filed Under News | 4 Comments
ahhh, it’s been a great week for cojito the infidel. first, my favorite contrarian christopher hitchens, launched a vicious left hook to the body of christ. you can check out excerpts of his new book entitled, “God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything,” in slate.
then, the bbc reported el papa (aka the pope) recently […]
May
11
(here’s something coughed up from the malignant bowels of django durango. who’s django durango? i don’t know man. the twisted bitch sent this over with no explanation, or website to promote. very strange. in truth, i almost deleted it. but the rant’s so funny, outrageous, and horribly accurate, that it belongs on panama after hours.)
May
9
what the hell is guaro?
Filed Under ask cojito, food and drink | 14 Comments
my friends say they’re bringing me guaro from central america - what the hell is guaro?
well, they could be returning with a very talkative parrot. but it’s more likely your friends are bringing you the industrial strength beverage enjoyed by alcoholic peasants from all over central america.
guaro, aka aguardiente, or burning water, is likely to […]
May
6
Hi Cojito, thanks for answering.
My wife (a beautiful woman and Cojito admirer), and I are planning an extended visit to Panama in a few months, for as long as we can make it, like it, or until they kick us out.
A little help will really be much appreciated. We are a Dutch married couple who […]