i was listening to a couple of local kids, roughly translated, it went something like this: “… we’re not racist like the U.S. … gringos think they’re better than everyone else … our culture embraces all kinds …”

you know, i had a hard time taking anything they said seriously after that. Spend any time in panama or costa rica, and you’ll see the locals worship light skin. dark skin and Indian features are of the lower classes.

there are exceptions of course. and it’s not just about skin color. Latinos are proud people. most think his or her country, language, and ways are superior. read more»

are you a maid wondering what to do now that your boss has knocked you up?

girls, do you have unprotected sex with any guy who buys you dinner, new sketchers, and offers you $5 cab fare home?

men, do you boast of all the women you’ve knocked-up, while remaining unemployed, and living with you mom?

if you answered yes to any of these questions then you need our help! read more»

i know many of you freaks are fans of Hunter s. Thompson. so i thought i’d better mention that rolling stone has thrown up a cool gallery of hunter old-school photos. it’s featured on the front page.

i’ve been mostly offline for the last couple of days. seems a virus, or worm, penetrated the vaunted cojito defense system, and crashed my laptop. if only i’d spent a few dollars more and installed the lasers.

i lost everything. that seems to be the trend since my ill-advised move from apple. of course, panama after hours, my writing, and photos were backed-up. and with the help of an excellent new add-on for firefox, called foxmarks, all my bookmarks to obscure porn sites were saved.

praise the lord.