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oh crap, sam’s gone off again. over on prima panama he’s hacked-up a posting entitled “immigration stupidity at the border.” it’s his angry reaction to border officials turning away ticket-less tourists.

careful sam. you might just get deported. you know, i used to be like sam. i cared about immigration. i even wrote several impassioned articles about the problem.

but i’m over it. i’ve listened to my readers. and i’ve returned to the gutter where i belong.

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This just came in from Tman. i haven’t looked into any of this, nor do i have any special insight into what’s going on in colombia. frankly i’m surprised by the dire tone of this message. it could be a scam, it could be a humanitarian effort, it could be satire gone horribly wrong.

what do i know? i barely know what’s happening in panama. Tman’s a regular here, so i felt inclined to post his message. but feel free to ask him anything you’d like about this. Cojito

in light of the most recent USA govt warnings about travel to Colombia based on breakdown of recent prisoner exchanges in that country with the farc…we are posting the following news item and appeal … read more»

“the room looked like the site of some disastrous zoological experiment involving whiskey and gorillas.” hunter thompson.

new years eve - by midnight every flat surface in my apartment is covered with green cans and empty plates. the floor is a sticky sancocho of spilled beer, rum, and pineapple cake. smoke fills the air making it hard to breath.

i’m still vaguely haunted by a reader’s suggestion that it’s better to get anal from a gay escort than spend new years with my Panamanian family. here’s this dutch wretch watching flights depart everyday for tropical panama, yet he’s never dared hop aboard.

i want to be his hero again. i want to give him hope. i want to run naked through the Cristal Moon with nothing but a gold card stapled to my penis. but any concern i have quickly fades as alberto passes me a fresh heineken. read more»