i talk a lot of smack about Colombians, particularly Colombian hookers. but if you ever get to spend time with one you might find yourself intoxicated. love, lust, morbid curiosity, mortal terror, whatever you want to call it, the women of Colombia can get under your skin and stain you soul.

or at least get it all sticky. i had a relationship with a Colombiana. this was years ago, long before i went mad from syphilis. the girl had a wild temper. but i’m happy to report she did not kidnap, shoot or stab me. read more»

so america’s real estate bubble has burst, the dollar’s getting its ass kicked, fear has gripped Wall street, Americans are drowning in debt, and tapping their retirement savings to remain solvent.

what to do? many are betting on Panama. dial up any travel website, or Pick up any magazine for retirees and you’ll find an article extolling the delights of this tropical paradise. read more»