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Every day Cojito gets letters. A lot of letters. Ok, maybe not that many letters. But when you factor in all the spam for porn, hair tonic, and penis cream, it’s enough.

Naturally, Cojito’s happy to hear from you. But he prefers readers use the comments section to say hello, ask for help, or call him a cunt.

Really, we can think of only three reasons to email Cojito privately: you want to send over naked pics of your girlfriend; you are someone’s naked girlfriend, or maybe you’d like to offer Cojito a job or book deal.

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Cheers.