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hey cojito, why you no write me back?

here’s the deal. every day i get letters. a lot of letters. ok, maybe not that many letters. but when you factor in all the spam for porn, hair tonic, and penis creams, it’s enough.

naturally, i’m happy to hear from you. this e-zine needs your feedback. but i prefer you use the comments section to say hello, ask for help, or call me a cunt.

really, i can think of only three reasons to email me privately: you want to send over naked pics of your girlfriend; you are someone’s naked girlfriend, or maybe you’d like to offer me a book deal.

yes, it’s thrilling so many of you want to pick my brain, buy me rum, or touch the cojito penis. but the best way to say thanks is to leave a public comment, bookmark a story, or  donate some cash.

cheers.

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