(Update: this sold for $98k)

the hood: this apartment is in an older, structurally sound, 6 story building, located in the desirable el cangrejo area. centrally located. you won’t need a car. however, there’s secure parking if you want one.

calle alberto navarro is a safe tree-lined street with easy walking to restaurants, bars, coffee shops, Chinese market, ATM’s, banks, drug store, supermarket, Spanish schools, gym, bakeries, and casinos.

This is one of the very best neighborhoods in Panama City. and calle Alberto Navarro is easily the best street in el cangrejo.

the crib: Renovated (new wiring, hardwood doors, plumbing, cabinets, fixtures etc), freshly painted, 3 bed, 2 bath apartment on the 4th floor (tree level). it gets a killer sea breeze and most times there’s no need for a fan or air-conditioner.

Secure parking, low monthly fee, video intercom, elevator, gas hot water, air conditioning, good neighbors, pets OK, cable TV, high speed internet, nice balcony and bar area. read more»

So I’m working on RSS feeds when I come across this:

Biracial caramel BBW Beauty – Open to Travel

I know. Sounds almost too good to be true.

For only $1k plus travel expenses, Vee, a mixed race BBW, promises to rock your weekend in the Caribbean. I don’t know how she came up with the thousand dollar price tag. Maybe she’s charging by the pound.

In fairness, the airlines do have new weight restrictions. If you plan to stay longer with Vee the price goes up. Which is fair. No doubt she’s as good in bed as she is beautiful. Although you may have a fight on your hands for the last Dove Bar.

It could get ugly. And you want your vacation to be relaxing. So my advice is travel solo. It’s easy to meet women of color south of the border. There’s absolutely no reason to drag a girl with low blood sugar along.

A thousand dollars goes a long way in Central America, South America, and the Caribbean. For the price of a nice dinner, a couple of mojitos, and a new pair of shoes the local girls will follow you anywhere.

On the net - Craigslist

Every year the “miss reef international” competition is held in panama, and every year the smart money is on a sexy Colombiana. not so much because Colombians are hotter, or because they do so much better in the fellatio talent part of the the competition, but because they are the only bikini models known to carry machetes.

even with the threat of kidnapping and decapitation, two costa rican beauties, and a sexy Panamanian chica won over this year’s crowd at playa venao. delante was there to record it all. but they came away with a jumpy, out of focus mess that makes the magruder film seem like pulp fiction.

that’s why i think they all should be tarred, feathered, and driven from the city limits. here was an opportunity to document some of the finest culitos on the ithums, and it looks like delante’s man was too busy rubbing one out to focus the damn camera.

video after the leap … read more»